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gramina:

nowtrytherest:

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

!!!

Needed this.

Every time we play with this dinosaur, I pretend he is agonizing over a minor wound. 

"I stepped on a Lego!"
“I burnt my tongue!”
“I sprayed perfume in my eye!”

Today my son told me I’m playing wrong. Dinosaurs don’t whine. 

But look at that face! That is the face of someone suffering.

"Argh, paper cut!!! Damn you lack of opposable thumbs!!"

Every time we play with this dinosaur, I pretend he is agonizing over a minor wound.

"I stepped on a Lego!"
“I burnt my tongue!”
“I sprayed perfume in my eye!”

Today my son told me I’m playing wrong. Dinosaurs don’t whine.

But look at that face! That is the face of someone suffering.

"Argh, paper cut!!! Damn you lack of opposable thumbs!!"

Aug 9

maskedbrute:

funslayer:

Why is this getting so many notes? Do people not know what a blood orange is?

That is weird. 

Because blood orange is so f*cking pretentious, guys.  It’s red.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUA93c6J_50

(Source: nopekid)

jjkahrs:

lizaleigh:

funslayer:

thegirlwhocriedfoxface:

thats the show.

This. This is my Aberrant MCU game.

And every time, Nandini goes:

So far none of our problems can be solved with a dance number or an olympic gymnastics routine. So yeah, that leaves mugging the problem and taking its wallet.

Jun is always ready for some mayhem, but then she’d be just has happy with a dance routine too.

(Source: sansprisedetete)

funslayer:

raisedbylibrarians:

funslayer:

raisedbylibrarians:

My friends’ GISHWHES team filled up.

That’s what I get for putting off everything for this fucking play.

Just fuck it all.

Oh no! Ruth, I can drop out! You take my spot. I was only in to fill a space!

What? Are you sure?!

Yes, I am sure. I don’t know how to do it but will make Annie fix things when she is done putting Danger to bed. She might call you to fix the things but yes, I am SURE!

Hey Ruth, Mike dropped out if the team. So a space is open for you now. Sign up quick!

leahstuff:

ronniekinses:

sinisterlava:

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Annie!

I never knew how much I needed this until now.

'My name is Robert but I would prefer that you call me Bob.' It's just like that. You know what I mean? And if you were to insist upon calling that person Robert, you would be a colossal dick.

- Paul F. Tompkins, succinctly explaining why you call people what they want to be called, whether it’s “little people” or “transgender” or “chairperson” or “Bob”. It’s not about being politically correct and it’s not about you. It’s about basic decency and respect. (via ericmortensen)

If someone had to raise the antichrist, I’d want it to be you.

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(via outofcontextdowhatnow)

Oh hey look, the kdrama group started an out of context quotes blog.  We think we’re hilarious.

Not In Nottingham
Mumford & Sons

leahstuff:

sweetlittlesunflower:

If you haven’t heard the Mumford and Sons version of this song, listen now and prepare for tears.

Annie!

How can something so sad make me so happy?

Jun 5

Seriously, would it kill my kids to help out? Mayhem is already seven weeks old! That is plenty if time to learn that garbage goes out on Tuesday night.

(Source: bro-tard)