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Some days it’s harder to remember than others, and i need a reminder.

Some days it’s harder to remember than others, and i need a reminder.

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lizaleigh:

luckyhalo:

amightydirge:

Shashka dances. 

The Shashka is a blade most famously used by the Cossacks. Adapted from a similar blade originating from the Circassians, the Shashka resembles a delicately curved sabre with a single-handed grip, no guard, and a curved pommel. 

Bananas.

I went from ‘entranced’ to ‘inappropriately turned on’ at the exact second she started dual-wielding.  God.

This reminds me of swords in color guard.  Of course, our blades couldn’t cut you… but our glances could!

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:


best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

unbloss:

lepetitchatblanc:

best thing I’ve ever read

NEVER FORGET

holy shit

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Sep 7
laurathequeen:

cajunmama:

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For Annie!

One day this will be my craft room.  One day!

laurathequeen:

cajunmama:

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For Annie!

One day this will be my craft room.  One day!

Sep 5

Answer all the questions and then pass it on to 10 of your followers. I was tagged by: lizaleigh

Nickname: Annie.  No really, that’s not actually my name.  Other popular family names are Wombat, for reasons unknown, and Hummingbird, because I apparently flutter around.

Birthday: March 13
Gender: Female.
 

Sexuality: Straight. I absolutely appreciate how beautiful and sexy women are, but it’s really just men for me.

Height: 5’4” Right on the boarder between petite and regular.  Hem all the pants! All of them!

Time Zone: EST

Time and Date where you are: 10:41am on September 5

Average hours you sleep: 8, provided the kids don’t wake me up in the middle of the night.

OTP’s: So many. I probably have one for every book I’ve ever read or show I’ve ever watched.  I have a very rich imagination. 

Last thing I googled: ”St. Tiggywinkles hedgehog sanctuary” 

First word that comes to mind: Spreadsheet

My most used phrase(s): ”Perfect”, “I’m sorry”, and “Stop licking the baby”

Last thing you said to a family member: ”We should go. Let’s hop a plane.”  Sent to my sister, regarding the above mentioned hedgehog sanctuary.

A place that makes you happy and why:  Sunbeams.  Sitting in sunbeams anywhere, at any time, makes me feel cheerful and warm.

How many blankets do you sleep under: 0-2 depending on how cold it is in the room.  I usually have a dog sleeping next to me, which keeps my feet warm.

Favorite beverage (drink): Diet Coke.  I have a problem. 

Last movie seen in the cinemas: Guardians of the Galaxy.  Mike and I actually had a date night!

Something I plan on learning:  To French Braid hair.  I have a couple more years, and then Mayhem will have hair long enough.  Also, I keep pretending that I’m going to really study Italian one day.

Advice to my followers:  On average, flight prices are lowest if you book 3 months before your trip.  After that, it is best to book 3 weeks ahead.

Sep 4

When you’re at the pool lounging on a beach chair and some little kids are running and the lifeguard screams out “no running” do you respond “excuse, not all of us are running”? No, you don’t. The lifeguard didn’t have to specifically state who they were talking to because you’re intelligent enough to comprehend that the comment wasn’t being directed at you.

- Found a quote that shuts down that “not all men” argument pretty well. (via mykicks)

Sep 3

astrozombina:

archiemcphee:

Let’s check in on the decadent, completely inedible, yet perfectly wearable shoes from The Shoe Bakery (previously featured here). The Orlando, Florida-based company is run by Chris Campbell, who loves both shoes and sweets so much that he decided to combine them in the form of outrageously tantalizing ice cream, cake and donut-themed footwear.

If you’ve got a specific dessert and shoe combination in mind, Campbell happily accepts custom orders. Each mouthwatering pair of Shoe Bakery shoes takes about 3-6 weeks to design, create and ship. Prices range from $200 to $400 US, which should provide you with all the more incentive to refrain from trying to eat them.

Visit The Shoe Bakery’s website to check out more of their enticingly iced footwear.

[via Design Taxi]

i have a mighty need

Shoes and confections! I love them!

gramina:

nowtrytherest:

Just remember: even if you can’t slay dragons and shoot fireballs from your hands, you can step over small objects in your path, and that makes you more badass than a lot of video game characters.

!!!

Needed this.

Every time we play with this dinosaur, I pretend he is agonizing over a minor wound. 

"I stepped on a Lego!"
“I burnt my tongue!”
“I sprayed perfume in my eye!”

Today my son told me I’m playing wrong. Dinosaurs don’t whine. 

But look at that face! That is the face of someone suffering.

"Argh, paper cut!!! Damn you lack of opposable thumbs!!"

Every time we play with this dinosaur, I pretend he is agonizing over a minor wound.

"I stepped on a Lego!"
“I burnt my tongue!”
“I sprayed perfume in my eye!”

Today my son told me I’m playing wrong. Dinosaurs don’t whine.

But look at that face! That is the face of someone suffering.

"Argh, paper cut!!! Damn you lack of opposable thumbs!!"

Aug 9

maskedbrute:

funslayer:

Why is this getting so many notes? Do people not know what a blood orange is?

That is weird. 

Because blood orange is so f*cking pretentious, guys.  It’s red.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QUA93c6J_50

(Source: nopekid)